So you live in Gotham/Metropolis/New York City July 2, 2013Posted by karinshah in Uncategorized.
Tags: Captain America, Chimeras, dragon shifters, dragons, Gotham, Iron Man, lion shifters, lions, Metropolis, shifters, Superheroes, Superman, Supernatural, vampires
I love Superheroes. Probably obvious to those who have read my books. My heroes and heroines are always Superhuman.
Marvel’s the Avengers, Captain America, and Thor are all on Netfilix now and after re-watching them and seeing Man of Steel in the theater, I came up with these tips for surviving the superhero version of NYC
1. When you take your young son to the theater, wait until the show is over to leave. You can hang in the lobby. I’m sure there are drinks or something available to occupy your time.
2. If you are a business owner, make sure your insurance covers “smashing” and other damage from Superhuman fists or bodies crashing through your building.
3. Resist the urge to watch Superheroes battle. Stay away from the windows. In fact evacuate the building, and run. Run away as fast as you can.
4. If a superhero directs you, follow his advice. Now is not a good time to ask who he is and why you should listen to him.
Hope you enjoyed my tips! I’d love to hear some of yours!