My late basenji, Banner. He says, you’re not weird, Mom!
Here’s the fourth way in which I may be weird–or not.
I don’t want to look like any of the “Real” housewives.
I think I’d rather grow old gracefully than look like one of these women. There’s something hard and fake about their looks, like they all came from the same mold.
Is this: You are crazy, Karin! They are (not) ageing with style!
Moderately weird: I can see your point, but I’d rather look like them than most women that age.
Or: You hit the nail on the head! They all look like they came from the same Barbie factory. My crows feet give character!
Ok! Let me have it! Am I weird or what?
Yummy at Halloween! Disgusting at any other time!
Weirdness number three I detest candy corn except in the days immediately around Halloween.
Is that: way weird! If you hate something at one time, you should always hate it!
Moderately off: I go either way on that.
Or: you got the right idea! There are all kinds of things I only like at certain times of the year!
What do you think? Weird or what?
Things Ranger “says.”
In order to discover how weird I am. Here’s question 2.
I talk to my dogs and sometimes I answer in their “voice.”
Is this: a ten on the weird things to do scale! You are crazy, woman!
Moderately Weird: I don’t do it, but I would associate with people who did.
Totally normal: All dog owners do this! It would be weird if you didn’t!
Drop me a comment and let me know how weird (or not) I am!
In order to discover how weird I am. (And I suspect I’m pretty darn weird) I’ve decided to ask a bunch of questions over the next few weeks. I’d love to see some answers in the comments.
My belief number one: Life is too short to fold underwear.
Am I way off base? Of course, every piece of clothing should be folded.
Moderately correct? I always do it if time permits.
Or Right on? I’d rather have that five-ten minutes for something else.
Ok? What do you think? Let me know how weird I am?
Book signing October, 11th 3:30 Holiday Inn, Worthington, OH
Catherine Castle Nell Duvall Carol Ann Eastman Robin Gianna Serena Gilley Denise Gwen Susan Gee Heino Amanda Hough Marcia James Lita Lawson Donna MacMeans Kelli Maine Janie Mason Brad Pauquette Lynn Rae Jayne Rylon Suzanne M. Sabol Karin Shah Michelle A. Valentine Sandy Wickersham-McWhorter